shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

Lmao

(via pumpkin-iron)

(Source: forthefuns)

lolfactory:

I didn’t realize how true this is☆ funny tumblr ☆

lolfactory:

I didn’t realize how true this is

☆ funny tumblr ☆

2014funnies:

Funny pictures of the day (97 pics) 18 Most Epic Dog Beards Of All Time

2014funnies:

Funny pictures of the day (97 pics)
18 Most Epic Dog Beards Of All Time

(via giantgagofficial)

im-the-realist:

Love them

im-the-realist:

Love them

(Source: finchelstan)

jennyinwonderlandd:

this is adorable ♡

jennyinwonderlandd:

this is adorable ♡